Comments on: Newton Can Freakin’ Hang http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/ ...has nothing to do with veggies Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:59:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Ha ha–April Fools! No? Seriously? « The Evolution of Me http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-675 Ha ha–April Fools! No? Seriously? « The Evolution of Me Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:12:58 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-675 [...] The things that happen to this guy! Don’t believe me? Check this out. Or maybe this one. Still not convinced? Try [...] [...] The things that happen to this guy! Don’t believe me? Check this out. Or maybe this one. Still not convinced? Try [...]

]]> By: kittymao http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-467 kittymao Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:39:52 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-467 Shit like that doesn't just happen to you, Bill. I too am the regular victim of unfortunate product-attacks. Granted, I wouldn't have said GRANDMOTHER. I would have strung together an unintelligible line of words that in my mind sounded like sailor language, but probably sounded like I had learned Klingon. But I also would have wound up on the floor with my pants soaked like I pissed myself, AND i would have probably ran. and probably cried. Shit like that doesn’t just happen to you, Bill.
I too am the regular victim of unfortunate product-attacks.
Granted, I wouldn’t have said GRANDMOTHER.
I would have strung together an unintelligible line of words that in my mind sounded like sailor language, but probably sounded like I had learned Klingon.
But I also would have wound up on the floor with my pants soaked like I pissed myself, AND i would have probably ran.

and probably cried.

]]> By: MaryJane http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-466 MaryJane Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:07:31 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-466 Oh wow. It's been too long since I've read any of your stuff. I haven't laughed this hard since you wore those pants with the velcro fly. For real. There's something in the way you describe things. And the shit that happens to only you. Oh wow. It’s been too long since I’ve read any of your stuff. I haven’t laughed this hard since you wore those pants with the velcro fly. For real. There’s something in the way you describe things. And the shit that happens to only you.

]]> By: furrychocolates http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-464 furrychocolates Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:15:56 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-464 I LOVE that picture of the gramma flipping the bird. I think I have the 'blurt malady' too, Billy, although so far it doesn't seem to be coupled with 'clutz syndrome'. Look at it this way: your misfortune is bringing laughter and togetherness to people all over your town. You're a saint, really... I LOVE that picture of the gramma flipping the bird. I think I have the ‘blurt malady’ too, Billy, although so far it doesn’t seem to be coupled with ‘clutz syndrome’.

Look at it this way: your misfortune is bringing laughter and togetherness to people all over your town.

You’re a saint, really…

]]> By: Billy http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-463 Billy Tue, 29 Jan 2008 16:49:02 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-463 It's amazing how fast one can become the "grandmother guy". Shuan: I share because I care. :D It’s amazing how fast one can become the “grandmother guy”.

Shuan: I share because I care. :D

]]> By: Allison http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-462 Allison Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:36:55 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-462 Oh, they were definitely talking about the "grandmother" guy alright. They probably still are. In fact, I've just shared this story with my officemate and I'm sure she's going to tell her whole family now and before you know it, the whole state of KY will be discussing the "grandmother" guy :-) Oh, they were definitely talking about the “grandmother” guy alright. They probably still are. In fact, I’ve just shared this story with my officemate and I’m sure she’s going to tell her whole family now and before you know it, the whole state of KY will be discussing the “grandmother” guy :-)

]]> By: jdevore http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-461 jdevore Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:51:55 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-461 The thing i like about sprite IMO even when it's lukewarm it's refreshing. OMG Billy...I'm telling you right now if I was in that store when that happened I would of totally snuck a pic in with my camera phone. Knowing you or not. And I think the reason why you were born is to be totally humiliated in public so other people can laugh at you and feel better about themselves. I bet those people are going to be talking about that for a LONG time. Kind of like Debbie Downer but the opposite. The thing i like about sprite IMO even when it’s lukewarm it’s refreshing.

OMG Billy…I’m telling you right now if I was in that store when that happened I would of totally snuck a pic in with my camera phone. Knowing you or not. And I think the reason why you were born is to be totally humiliated in public so other people can laugh at you and feel better about themselves. I bet those people are going to be talking about that for a LONG time. Kind of like Debbie Downer but the opposite.

]]> By: shuanfu http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-460 shuanfu Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:44:24 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-460 Not sure what to say other than why does this stuff always seem to happen to you. Maybe you need an aura cleansing or something. Or maybe a past you was already horrible and the current you is paying penance. Funny for us, crap for you. There's a bright side: your suffering gives others happiness ;) Not sure what to say other than why does this stuff always seem to happen to you. Maybe you need an aura cleansing or something. Or maybe a past you was already horrible and the current you is paying penance.

Funny for us, crap for you. There’s a bright side: your suffering gives others happiness ;)

]]> By: kristiane http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-459 kristiane Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:08:56 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-459 Three liter bottles? I must see these things for myself. Seriously, who finishes that much soda before it gets flat? Awesome story though ;) Three liter bottles? I must see these things for myself. Seriously, who finishes that much soda before it gets flat? Awesome story though ;)

]]> By: essaytch http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/newton-can-freakin-hang/#comment-458 essaytch Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:52:11 +0000 http://veggiemacabre.wordpress.com/?p=97#comment-458 Ok, I am not allowed to read your posts at work any more...stifling my laughter under my hand while non-chalantly reaching for a tissue to wipe away the tears is getting harder and harder. As for your "adventure", I love that the very first thing you thought to do was to fake a seizure. That is pure hilarity. And kudos for taming the tongue...ears would be bleeding and dogs howling at the moon w/ the string of explitives coming from my mouth in that situation. Love it! Ok, I am not allowed to read your posts at work any more…stifling my laughter under my hand while non-chalantly reaching for a tissue to wipe away the tears is getting harder and harder. As for your “adventure”, I love that the very first thing you thought to do was to fake a seizure. That is pure hilarity. And kudos for taming the tongue…ears would be bleeding and dogs howling at the moon w/ the string of explitives coming from my mouth in that situation. Love it!

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